別來這一套
一位已婚婦女有了外遇,每次他的情人來了,她就把9歲大的兒子關在櫥子裡頭。有一天,這位太太聽見車道有車子的聲音,就順手也把她的情人關進櫥子裡。
在櫥子裡頭,小男孩說︰“這裡頭真暗。”
“對啊﹗”這位男子回答。
“想不想買個棒球啊?”小男孩隨手拿了一個棒球問道。
“不,謝了。”男子回答說。
“我認為你會想要買個棒球的。”這個小勒索鬼說。
男子衡量了一下自己的處境之後,回答說︰“好吧﹗多少錢?”
“25塊﹗”
“什麼,25塊﹗”男子驚訝地重複了一次,不過他還是收斂了一下,以免被發現。
接下來的那個星期,這位情人又來婦女的家,不久又聽到車道有車子的聲音,婦女又一樣把兒子和情人一起關在櫥子裡。
“這裡頭真暗﹗”小男孩隨手拿了一個棒球套問。
男子知道自己占下風,就回答說︰“好吧﹗多少?”
“50塊﹗”男孩答道。交易輕鬆完成了。
到了週末,小男孩的父親說︰“嘿﹗兒子啊﹗去把你的棒球和球套拿來,咱們來玩接球。”
“不行啊﹗我把那些東西都賣了。”小男孩答說。
“你賣了多少啊?”心想可能只是跟人家換了蜥蜴或糖果之類的東西。
“75塊﹗”小男孩答道。
“75塊?簡直是搶劫嘛﹗走,跟我到教堂去告解﹗”父親拉著小男孩邊教訓邊說。
到了教堂,小男孩走進告解室,拉上帘子,坐定之後說︰“這裡頭真暗﹗”神父回答說︰“在這兒別想跟我來那一套﹗”
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